How much “global warming” did you have to shovel this morning?

Question: How much “global warming” did you have to shovel this morning?
I’ve got about 6 inches of “global warming” in my driveway and it’s still coming down.
I’m especially enjoying the ones calling me stupid for not subscribing to the same “elevated level of intelligence”. Self-aggrandizement is at the heart of environmentalism.

Answer:

Answer by Mur Cripmus
My nuts are shrinking as we speak!

BRING THE GLACIAL MELTING!

26 Comments

  1. Here in SE Wisconsin we got over a foot. Add to it the blowing and drifting and I’d say well over a foot. Where’s Al Gore to see this?

  2. Oh boy, does this ever evidence a complete misunderstanding of the issue. Nice going.

  3. hahahahaha i have about the same amount of polar ice caps where i live and its also very cold and windy, just like where the polar ice caps came from

  4. LOL!
    Good one.

  5. I must be a little south of you cause it is all rain here which is soon to freeze and become ice.

  6. and 6 inches of dead air space between your ears
    bend over ill give you six inches to cry about

  7. 3 inches of new fall and 6 inches of blowing old. Better than the sub zero temps we had.

  8. Why does everyone think that global warming warms the earth? It is melting the ice caps which in turn is making everything else colder. You put ice in coffee and it makes it colder right? Now think about adding all of the melting ice into the oceans and atmosphere, you get colder temperatures in the north and hotter and dryer temps in the south.

  9. Nothing yet – it’s blowing too hard.
    Al Gore will be over later to assess the situation – he will bring some shovels

  10. I’ll be getting 12 inches of WINTER SNOW this afternoon.
    Thanks for asking.

  11. I live in western NC and it was 68 degrees yesterday, and it’s the middle of December.

    Not good.

  12. And How Normal is that for your region, because Vegas Got a 30 Year record and Seattle had an All time…

    You see, the ignorance exhibited by this post is a perfect example of why Americans are regarded as the dumbest of all of the developed nations…
    Ignorance is Blissfully American… you must all be so proud.

  13. From a LATE winter? Did you think there would be no winter at all?
    A late winter caused the home loss of over 500 of my neighbors by a wild fire last month.
    Even if I did not believe in Global Warming, I do believe in bad air quality and air pollution from fossils fuels.
    Ever have to supervise 50 preschool children indoors for an afternoon because the air outside was a hazard to their health? I have. Do you give a $ hit about the furture generations health? I do.

  14. we have 4 inches of ice in cleveland….

  15. Have to chip it off here, freezing rain.

  16. None… it’s a balmy 60 degrees in the DFW area… and it was 52ish when I left for work this morning.. However we are supposed to get that storm system that dumped snow on Las Vegas on Sunday…

    Thumbs down to the answers in this question? Really? I guess people are jealous or something.

  17. I had to shovel but only the second time this season (in the past, by this time of year shoveling was at least a weekly thing…winter still comes but not like it use too…Oh wait, you didn’t want to hear the entire truth…sorry, yes, I had to shovel…

  18. Yep gotta love that December sun. All 7-8 inches of it!

  19. None…and you don’t have the foggiest idea of what you’re talking about.

    Its amazing to me how you blindly belive 6,000 yr old goat herder tales of talking with burning bushes and miraculous conceptions, but scientifically backed up theories are just too far “out there” to be true…

    Shhhhhocking.

  20. If you had any clue whatsoever you would understand that ‘Global Warming’ DOES NOT mean no snow. Ya’ know?

    Pfft.

  21. None. We used to get two to three good snows a year. We seldom get one now. And we have a lot more heat and record drought in the Summer.

  22. Perhaps if you knew the difference between “global” and “local,” you would not be so confused.

  23. swing and a miss

  24. You are so ignorant and not aware of the awful events that Global Warming has caused. If you will actually do some research you will see. Seeing as you are too lazy to, i will do it for you.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/dec/18/letters-climate-change-poznan
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/petros753/oh-no-global-warming.jpg

  25. I didn’t shovel anything today but I am damn tired of scrapping that damn global warming off my windshield every morning because my bigass gas-guzzling truck doesn’t fit in my heated 3 car garage.

  26. It snowed in Alabama last year as well. The global “warmers” who used to be the global “coolers” not so long ago have already covered their backsides by stating (a few years ago) that “ANY and ALL changes in climate and or weather is a result of global warming.”

    That’s when I put down the cup and stepped away from the punch bowl…that and when I realized exactly how much money certain people were making on this “global problem” that no one can fix even if it is factual.

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